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Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
Holy fuck are you guys okay
(via secretlyaperson)Source: obaema
- 12 hours ago
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
(via itsadeerstalkerjohn)Source: i-need-the-pie-bitch
- 14 hours ago
listen man say whatever you want but we all know that lily evans was gonna end up being a radical journalist who reported from crime scenes and wrote blistering comment pieces on the backwardness of the ministry and the prevalence of date rape within the wizarding world thanks to the lax restrictions on love potions and the ethics of being able to erase other people’s memory and the lack of a support system for muggleborn kids at hogwarts and the undemocratic nature of the wizengamot and the need for goddamn primary education for wizarding kids and the need for wizard-muggle integration especially.
and later on she would have gone on to found her own independent newspaper (or possibly a radio show? both?) that sought to report both wizarding and muggle news which had a huge readership bc of all the homesick muggleborns in the wizarding world which ended up being the foundations of the desegregation programme which resulted in total integration by the centennial of her death
she would have been loathed by the majority of the wizarding elite when she was alive but loved by the rest of the population and her friends and family, her husband and kids, would have supported her through it all, and james would actually have become pretty famous and influential himself for revolutionising the auror department and the justice system, but that’s another post. harry potter would have grown up famous, still, but scarless, and what’s more, happy (that’s another post also) and his mother would have gone down in history as one of the greatest journalists who ever lived and one of the most beloved wizarding figures in history.
(but the war killed her when she was 21 and she never got the chance)
(via comealongraggedypond)Source: peppermoonchilds
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